Captain Beany from Planet Beanus

Great British Eccentric Award Winner! Celebrating Over Thirty Years 1986 – 2018

“is it a Bird? is it a Planet?” No! Its Captain Beany from Planet Beanus!


He hails from another warped time and dimension and he has ‘beaned’ down to spread much ‘hap-BEAN-ness’ for all ‘human beans’ on Planet Earth !!

​​Crazy record breaking endeavours! Political insanities! Madcap inventing! Global trotting ambassador and comic strip mis-adventures!!

​​Madcap Curator of the world’s only haricot visual national treasure – BAKED BEAN MUSEUM of EXCELLENCE!